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Funny Nursing Stories- Volume 5

Scheduling Pranks and Patient Jokers!

Reading stories is something that people just simply enjoy. This is especially true when it comes to funny stories. But why? Because people want to feel joy and happiness, and reading funny stories can make them feel just that. There are many different types of funny stories out there. Funny nursing stories are some of the most interesting and fun stories that you can read today.

Nursing is a very serious job that not everyone can do, and the fact that even nurses find themselves in hilarious situations every now and then is what makes these stories so interesting and funny. And now, sit down, relax, and have a good laugh at some of these funny nursing stories.

Scheduling Blunders

Scheduling is a tough job while not nursing it is tied in and can cause some comic relief, to some 🙂

A busy hospital can be a challenge to schedule for but scheduling for a Hospital system of 4 large facilities, of which most nurses work in 2-3 locations can be quit frustrating and a bit funny.

Winter of 16′ was horrific and in Idaho it was insane we had over a foot of snow on the ground fro 30 plus days. So as you can imagine transportation was tough and a ton of nurses where getting stuck in the snow.I mean we’re talking every 1/4 mile a car was off the road and I think half of those must have been hospital employees, the way the phone was ringing.

So we had to play a game and see who could say the most okays on a single call. One employee racked up 55. Can you imagine every other word was “okay”. Some said so soft you could barely hear then others said in slight accents.. It was hilarious. Hey you gotta get through the day some how 🙂

Diabetic Specialist Nurse

Eye ChartOne woman used to work as a Diabetic specialist nurse. There was an elderly lady at the clinic. The nurse asked her if she could read the eye chart for her, but only using her right eye. She couldn’t read it. The nurse then asked her to read the eye chart, but this time using her left eye. And once again, she couldn’t read it.

The nurse was quiet for a little bit, and then she asked her to read it once again. The patient’s response was different this time – she said that she can read it. And this is where it is getting weird!

The nurse told her to read the eye chart, but the patient once again told her that she can’t read it. By this time, the nurse was completely confused, so she asked the patient if she could see the chart, and the patient said that she can.

But why couldn’t she read it then? Because she couldn’t pronounce it! It was all in good fun and the nurse sure did laugh once the patient told her she was pulling her leg…

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Funny Nursing Stories: Volume 4

Nursing: The Good The Bad The our of the ordinary…

How Embarassing

People just simply love reading stories. This is especially the case when it comes to funny stories. The reason why is because naturally, people want to feel joy and happiness, and that is something that a good, funny story can make them feel. And when it comes to funny stories, funny nursing stories are some of the most interesting stories that you can read today.

Nursing is a very serious job, and the fact that nurses find themselves in some ridiculous situations sometimes is what makes these stories so interesting and funny. In fact, nurses can be funny just as much as their patients are. So, sit down, relax, and enjoy the following funny nursing stories.

Egg on My Face

There was this one nurse who had a special assignment. Her mission was to take care of a young man who had three gunshot wounds. Even though his life was not in danger, he still had severe wounds. One day, she went to his single room to ask him if he had completed his menu for the following day. But when she entered his room, she saw something that completely surprised her.

What she saw was her patient standing gingerly beside his bed, and not only that, but he was also using the urinal as well. In order to protect him from any embarrassment that he might be feeling, she said some kind of an Australian joke. It is safe to say that what she saw made her feel uncomfortable as well.

Pain Assessment

One nurse was taking care of a patient who she thought was about to go into labor. One time while she was doing the pain assessment, she asked her patient if her pain is constant or intermittent. Her patient didn’t really understand her question, so she asked her to explain what she meant.

The nurse then asked her if her pain is constant or it comes and goes. What her patient said next was pretty funny – she said that her pain constantly comes and goes!

Taste Test

One evening, while the nurse was administering medication to her patient, they started talking to one another. The nurse told her that she has her medication ready, and that she is going to give her some Pepcid for her stomach, but that she is going to put it in her IV. The patient looked a little bit perplexed, and she told her nurse that she has one question for her. She asked the nurse to explain why she is giving her Pepsi instead of Coke.

Hope you enjoyed these few stories and we’ll have more to come soon! Check out a few of our older posts here: Volume 1 . Volume 2. Volume 3